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Occassional NSFW

Prompts for Pie 20: Thor and Natasha Meet the Roombas

scifigrl47:

“Stark finds new ways to make our lives a living hell every day.”

Thor laughed. “I think it has little enough to do with our presence,” he pointed out, his eyes twinkling. “And more to do with his own lack of foresight.”

Natasha crossed her arms as she considered the mechanical mob of robot vacuum cleaners that were swarming all over the floor. “More brains than sense,” she agreed. “Where did these all COME from?”

“I apologize,” Jarvis said, bringing both Natasha and Thor’s heads up. The Roombas seemed to pause for a moment before returning to bouncing off one another, the walls, the furniture, and everything else in sight like Jarvis was playing air hockey with them. Natasha doubted the AI would bother, but it was an amusing thought. “They have… Finished cleaning the workshop, it would appear.”

“And have moved on to other battlegrounds?” Thor asked.

“The are difficult to corral effectively. My apologies.”

Natasha’s eyebrows arched. “That is a lot of Roomba for the workshop,” she said.

“Sir sometimes underestimates the impact of his experiments on his living space,” Jarvis said, his voice droll.

“Often. Often underestimates,” Natasha corrected.

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Prompts for Pie 3: Phil and Clint Vs. Laundry

scifigrl47:

“Why is this in the laundry?”

Clint glanced over. “Because it’s dirty?” He sensed there was more to the question than he was getting, but he often felt that way. He dumped the last of the towels out.

Phil gave him a look. “It passed dirty about two years ago,” he said. He held up the t-shirt, his mouth a thin line. “Clint. This thing has holes.”

“Pretty sure that’s normal.”

“A shirt should have four holes. One for your head, one for your waist, and two for your arms,” Phil deadpanned. “Any more than that, and you’ve entered a real fashion faux pas territory.”

Clint considered the faded blue shirt with its peeling logo advertising a bar-b-que joint that was probably still in business. Probably. Who cared, it had a funky weird picture of a dancing pig with a chef’s hat on the front, and that made up for a lot. Okay, so it was a little battered. But so was he, and screw it, it was his damn t-shirt. “Still good,” he said, reaching for it. “I’ll just wear it around the apartment.”

“Great, that means I’m the only one who gets to see it.” Phil held it out of reach without much difficulty, one hand on Clint’s breastbone, keeping him easily at bay. “Clint, it’s a dust rag with sleeves.”

“Give me my shirt.”

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starkwest:

There’s only one place for Tony to get the vibranium to fix that shield.

And only one man who can give it to him.

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everybodyilovedies:

sirdef:

Janet van Dyne, a founding member of the Avengers and the person who gave it its name, appears to have been erased from the MCU. Not in the roster when Avengers came out back in 2012, Jan was set for another opportunity to be a part of the team when Marvel announced Ant-Man. Unfortunately, from the announcements yesterday, Jan van Dyne was not even mentioned but someone else was: Hope van Dyne, later corrected to “Hope Pym”, Hank Pym’s daughter. 

At best, Jan will either be a mention or a cameo or an easter egg. She will not be a part of the team she founded, she will not be a superhero. She’s either been swapped out for Hope Pym, who might take up the mantle because Marvel Studios thinks women are interchangeable, or she will be an easter egg at most. 

Janet van Dyne, the heart and soul of the original Avengers and of every Avengers team she’s been on throughout the years, has been erased from the MCU.

If that seems like a fucking shitty thing for Marvel to do to you, we’re tweeting out in the #JanetVanCrime hashtag. you can join us and stand up to yet another fucking erasure of a female character. Keep an eye on the #janetvancrime tag on tumblr for panels, livestreams, and links. Please don’t stay silent about this.

You can watch the Ant-Man panel here.

New news!! Not erased, but fridged. She never even gets her powers. Janet Van Dyne never even gets to have superpowers. #JanetVanCrime

megmcmuffins:

crowley-for-king:

killedmycatatemytailor:

yaridansei19:

thederpunicorn:

Deadpool Movie Test Footage Official

Proof that God is real

I NEED IT.

(via darksideofthemoon007)

Marvel:

We're making an Ant Man movie, and we want Hank in there because he's the original Ant Man, but we don't want to touch the issue of him abusing Jan with a ten foot pole.

Marvel:

We could just not mention it, show them having a tumultuous but ultimately loving partnership being superheroes together. After all, the MCU doesn't follow any particular canon by the book.

Marvel:

No wait, better idea: let's have him kill her in the lab accident where he gets his powers.

Marvel:

Problem solved!

suddenlycomics:

Imagine if you will if they had announced that…Steve Rogers or Bruce Banner was being killed off in their first appearance in someone else’s movie. Just imagine that reaction for a moment.

(via everybodyilovedies)

hello-shellhead:

this was to good an idea to pass up hehe

hello-shellhead:

this was to good an idea to pass up hehe

finitefreefall:

mywildmind:

gazzymouse:

[ Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool in Fox’s unreleased Deadpool movie test footage ]

[watch here]

Above link’s broken, but here’s an article that still has a working embedded vimeo player

(via kari-kurofai)

oscar worthy

(Source: c-mines, via granger-danger)

halaalpussy:

cartoongoblin:

karkat-in-the-tardis:

do u ever just want to punch the world in the face

But it’s not about race, right America?

Lets not ignore the gender element as well

halaalpussy:

cartoongoblin:

karkat-in-the-tardis:

do u ever just want to punch the world in the face

But it’s not about race, right America?

Lets not ignore the gender element as well

(via granger-danger)

spacehamsters:

I work at a theater and we just got these I cannot believe this

(via mmishee)

organicfalls:

U KNOW WHAT IM WAITING FOR

IM WAITING FOR A MARAUDERS FIC WITH THE GRYFFINDORS IN DADA LEARNING ABOUT THE PATRONUS CHARM AND JAMES CASTS HIS AND OFC ITS A STAG AND LILY ROLLS HER EYES LIKE PLS POTTER A STAG JUST U WAIT MINE WILL BE A MAJESTICAL CREATURE AND SHE CASTS HERS AND ITS A DOE AND THEY’RE JUST LOOKING AT EACH OTHER LIKE WAIT WHAT???????

AND SIRIUS IS JUST GRINNING LIKE FUCKING FINALLY MY TWO LOVE BIRDS U SEE WHAT I SEE

(via granger-danger)

notasock:

notasock:

notasock:

notasock:

Who is Jay Gatsby’s favorite superhero?

Green Lantern

And his least favorite?

Dead Pool

(via granger-danger)

amazign:

djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

i thought this was a gif of a man fighting a giant angry slug

amazign:

djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

i thought this was a gif of a man fighting a giant angry slug

(via jdniemand)